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WILL GRAHAM The first poor bastard to find Ambrose in Italy. Woefully devoted, protecting, + caring of each other. Slow burn heaven. Companions in pretty much every AU ever. Nesting homebody heaven. I cry almost as much as they do while patching up each other's emotional wounds. Wake up and smell the genuine love, Will, because Ambrose is brewing you a cup.	SIR MAGNUS MACAIRE A mysterious gentleman werewolf in shining amour -- er, armor. The gayest duo who are either balancing a precarious secret Victorian-era romance while kind of trying to kill Am's sire; or are gaying it up as cryptid dads c. today after Magnus waits 150 fucking years for Am to come back from the dead and i"LL NEVER STOP CRYING ABOUT IT!! Get married already.	ARMAND LA ROUSSE Oh good, Ambrose found himself his very own yandere. Purple looks pale with the kind of prose these two fling around. Try ultraviolet. They're doomed to be together forever. Everything of theirs is bloodstained from all the moved crying. They would share a coffin if Ambrose wasn't claustrophobic.
JAMES BOND, 007 YOU READ THAT RIGHT. What universe would you like? The historical siren AU in Naples where Ambrose snags an emotionally-wounded Bond with a wrenching song, two broken-winged souls reaching for each other just before Ambrose turns him into dinner? Or modern day where Bond protects Am for giving information over to MI6 about his despicable sire, who's out for blood? (Is that joke in...bad taste?)	EGIL ØDEGÅRD Two freaks of nature in a pod. (?) Dry (impressive for an octopus) and unflappable gay bestie. Egil plays blood donor for Ambrose which is like ??? saintly. Egil is very tired @ life, Ambrose smiles dreamily at him a lot because wow that's cute. All over the spectrum between cute friends, fuckbuds, and wow these are actually feelings I kinda love you™	MERLIN OF EALDOR Modern day AU, found by the internet's favorite tv warlock in London on a very awful rainy night. Merlin steals blood and takes Ambrose home and have instant feels; from there it's all starry eyes, learning from each other, fast friends, patching each other's wounds, and falling nervously but enthusiastically. It's gross and cute and they can live forever and it's basically too good to be true.
RONNIE MACLEOD The most adorable punk boy you ever met, which is kind of perfect for Ambrose. Ambrose patches his shiners, Ronnie reads poetry with him. They share their shitty pasts. They cry and make out. So, basically, BFF goals.	CAIN SCARLETT [ blurb will go here ]	LESTAT DE LIONCOURT jesus fucking christ how did this guy even end up in here, also why does Ambrose even like him? Charming blond vampires. Ambrose is too weak to those. They have a grand old time, naturally, because Lestat is a wonderful enabler like that.
LEE JHEON Saves Ambrose's poor pearlescent ass in one awful AU, but Lee's so precious, they would be squishy friends in any AU ever. She's literally the purest but will also fight anyone with her own fists. So, actually tougher than this vampire friend of hers.	BELIMAI SYKES I cry. I just cry. They're cute and emotional and stuff. Ambrose helped Belimai through a rough time, and now they're friends, and I'm really happy for them both. Belimai taught Ambrose to fly and it was the most wholesome thing that's ever happened.	CASSIE RIDDLE Prickly vampire #bestie, or in original human version, adorable ray of sunshine bestie. He's either living to make her smile (vamp AU) or he's getting a sugar high just standing next to her (human).